Bob Tozier – Tozier.net

trick questions

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam They were all trick questions

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Why did the candle quit its job?

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to eggs aisle.

If you think that the the work of aproofreader is easy, Read this again.

Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!

I’m awkward when people compliment me.“I like your hair.”“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.”

Whoever came up wit ha penny for your thoughts, don’t nickel and dime me, and another day another dollar sure knew how to coin a phrase.