Author: Bob Tozier

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. 

It’s December 31st.

What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?

Fire crackers.

What does a ghost say on January 1st? 

Happy Boo Year!

Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?

To ring in the new year.

What does every new year have in store for us?

Another 365 days!

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!

What’s a spider’s New Year’s resolution?

To spend less time on the web.

Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.

What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.

Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.