Author: Bob Tozier

Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.

What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.

What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.

What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.

What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.

Where do you go to do math homework on New Year’s?

Times Square.

Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. 

It’s December 31st.

What should people never eat on New Year’s Eve?

Fire crackers.

What does a ghost say on January 1st? 

Happy Boo Year!