My friends think I’m a magician when I make candy bars disappear… But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…
Author: Bob Tozier
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Pi Day
pi day is a fake holiday made up by math people to sell more math
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Flood
A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.
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Fungi
I’m looking to obtain as many mushrooms as possible.
Please consider donating to my gofungi page.
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psychic
Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don’t show up.
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wearing pink
Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.
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resistance training
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
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A Steakout
What is it called when a cow spies on you? A Stakeout
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molecular biology class
It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.
