Author: Bob Tozier

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.

Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch…  I shake my head and forget everything.

A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.” Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.