Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.
Author: Bob Tozier
Survival Tip 101:
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!
Cat Medicine
Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.
Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Line
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too
Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.