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paranoia

“To everyone out there suffering from paranoia.

Just remember you’re not alone.”

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs.’

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma,” and then it hit me.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

I was asked
“Can you name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?” I said “Yes ….. Golf.”

Whoever decided to put a “p” in “receipt” was an idiopt.

What’s worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was supposed to be full of snakes

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.