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Twix

My friends think I’m a magician when I make candy bars disappear… But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…

pi day is a fake holiday made up by math people to sell more math

A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.

I’m looking to obtain as many mushrooms as possible.

Please consider donating to my gofungi page.

Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don’t show up.

Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

What is it called when a cow spies on you? A Stakeout

It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.