The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Author: Bob Tozier
Procrastinators
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Meeting
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
SYNONYM
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
Question?
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
S or C
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Emergency Dad Jokes
Pointless
Why do they sell unsharpened pencils? Completely pointless.
Swims
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.