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How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught.

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.

What do gingerbread people use when they break their legs? Candy canes.

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.

Why did the Elf go to school? To improve his elf-abet

What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.

Why is December such a cool month? Because it has Brrrr in the name.

What did one snowman say to the other who was complaining? “Don’t worry — you’ll melt under pressure.”

What do you give a snowman with a fever? A chill pill.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.