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Survival Tip 101:

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first.

All the other letters come aughter!

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

I’m currently learning sign language

So I can tell jokes
nobody has ever heard.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
It was from Ancient Greece.

You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.