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Golf

I was asked
“Can you name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?” I said “Yes ….. Golf.”

Whoever decided to put a “p” in “receipt” was an idiopt.

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

You can remove any letter from the word “seat” and still have a real word.

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.

Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

The way it smells after it rains is called petrichor.

The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella