What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
Author: Bob Tozier
Yo-Yo
Breaking news: A barge carrying a large shipment of yo-yos has sunk 28 times so far this morning.
Awareness
reminder: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.
Stunts
I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally.
Useless?
If you think that your job is useless, how do you think the lifeguard and the summer olympics feels?