Bob Tozier – Page 12

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The way it smells after it rains is called petrichor.

The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella

My sister was on the phone with me the other day. We were laughing at how we used to be so competitive when we were kids, but I laughed more.

What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!

What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

Breaking news: A barge carrying a large shipment of yo-yos has sunk 28 times so far this morning.

reminder: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.

I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally.