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Author: Bob Tozier
Symphony
Rejoiced
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.
Droid
Petrichor
The way it smells after it rains is called petrichor.
Glabella
The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella
Mood
More
My sister was on the phone with me the other day. We were laughing at how we used to be so competitive when we were kids, but I laughed more.
What’s Up DOC?
What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!
Paint
What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.