Why is KFC corn so smooth?
They use Kernel Sanders
Author: Bob Tozier
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Corn
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Woodpecker
A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest.
He found it impeccable.
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What does Bob Have Now?
Bob has 39 candy bars. He eats 29 candy bars. What does Bob have now? … Diabetes
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Talk To Yourself
I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t paying attention, and then I have to start all over.
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Life Choices
In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in accidents while at the gym.
In the same 17 years, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make.
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Ability To Speak
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
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Procrastinators
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
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Meeting
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed.
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SYNONYM
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
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Question?
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?