NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G
Author: Bob Tozier
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trick questions
I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam
They were all trick questions
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Butter
If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place
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Cut It
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
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Dream Job
I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.
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Burnt Out
Why did the candle quit its job?
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Chicken Jokes
I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
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Proofreader
If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,Read this again.
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01 10 11
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!
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A Compliment
I’m awkward when people compliment me.
“I like your hair.”
“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.”