Bob Tozier – Page 2

ICY

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

A duck was about to cross the road when he was stopped by a chicken. The chicken told the duck not to do it. You will never hear the end of it.

Husband: The nerve of that doctor. Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist.Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

There are two secrets for success: 1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.

Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.