A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.” Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
Author: Bob Tozier
multitasking and procrastinating
I’m good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 23 things that I’m putting off until later.
shenanigan
I’ve shenanied before …and I’ll shenanigan.
Glass of Water
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.
500
Dogs can bark up to 500 times a day. That’s just a Ruff estimate.
South
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
Asking For A Friend
When stirring up trouble, do you start in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction?
Reverse Psychology
He eagerly signed up for the Reverse Psychology course, but was surprised to find that day one was the final exam.
Opportunist
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.
Problems
Yesterday I saw a book called “How to solve half of your problems.”So I bought two.