Bob Tozier – Page 4

Cardio

If I refuse to do a cardio workout, is that considered resistance training?

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.

I went down to the paint store to get thinner.It didn’t work.I’m still fat.

I did a pushup today! Well, actually, I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get up, so… you know. Close enough.

What’s worse than a box full of snakes? A box that was supposed to be full of snakes.

Why is KFC corn so smooth?They use Kernel Sanders

A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest. He found it impeccable.

Bob has 39 candy bars. He eats 29 candy bars. What does Bob have now? … Diabetes

I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t paying attention, and then I have to start all over.