Bob Tozier – Page 5

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Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick. It’s a microcheep.

Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.