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Laughter

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first.

All the other letters come aughter!

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

I’m currently learning sign language

So I can tell jokes
nobody has ever heard.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
It was from Ancient Greece.

You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.

I got kicked out of the coffee club
I wore a tea shirt.