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Mistakes

I told my wife that she needs to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam

They were all trick questions

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Why did the candle quit its job?

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!

October 24, 2025