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Unique

Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.

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Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch…

I shake my head and forget everything.

An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.

A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.”

Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

I’m good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 23 things that I’m putting off until later.

I’ve shenanied before

…and I’ll shenanigan.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, The Opportunist.