An ostrich will often walk around and then forget where they’re going. Never before have I related to an animal so much.
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Sloth
A sloth could have been chasing you for the past 6 years and you would never know it…
Tour Bus
A tour bus going to Elvis’s Graceland mansion has crashed. No one injuries, but the passengers were all shook up.
Rain
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
Fire
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Fire Marshall Bill
Highlighter
One day I’m going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!
Nickel
If I had a nickel for every math exam I failed, I’d have 43 cents.
Fridge
Why is there No “D” in Refrigerator, Yet There is One in “Fridge”
Vivaldi
I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi.I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?”She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“
Idiot
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.