I never understood why a set of false teeth is called “dentures”.
They really missed an opportunity to call it “substitooths”
Category: Jokes
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Steak
I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on how I cooked his steak. Getting a “Well done” from a Medium is rare.
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No Other Options
If you’re asking me for advice, I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.
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Ostrich
An ostrich will often walk around and then forget where they’re going. Never before have I related to an animal so much.
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Tour Bus
A tour bus going to Elvis’s Graceland mansion has crashed. No one injuries, but the passengers were all shook up.
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Rain
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
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Fire
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
~ Fire Marshall Bill