Category: Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

Went to a trivia night they said what rhymes with orange I said no it doesn’t.

What did one casket say to the other casket when it heard a noise? “Is that you coffin?”

I don’t know if my pants are feeling loose because I’m losing weight, or the elastic is finally giving up the fight.

What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
A box that’s supposed to be full of snakes!

I thought about being productive today and it’s the thought that counts.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention, but it was the broom that really swept the nation.

I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Please do not buy it.

Geology rocks. But geography is where it’s at.