Jokes – Tozier.net

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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)

Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.

What is the cutest season? Awww-tumn.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a little filling.

How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.

What is a tree’s favorite song in autumn? “Don’t Stop Be-Leafin’”.

What did one tree say to the other in autumn? It’s time to leaf.