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Pants

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs.’

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma,” and then it hit me.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

I was asked
“Can you name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?” I said “Yes ….. Golf.”

Whoever decided to put a “p” in “receipt” was an idiopt.

What’s worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was supposed to be full of snakes

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

The other people in this yoga class act like they’ve never seen anyone pull a rotisserie chicken out of a fanny pack before.

DO PEOPLE IN ELECTRIC CARS LISTEN TO…AC/DC…OR SOMETHING CURRENT