My friends think I’m a magician when I make candy bars disappear… But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…
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Pi Day
pi day is a fake holiday made up by math people to sell more math
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Flood
A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.
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Fungi
I’m looking to obtain as many mushrooms as possible.
Please consider donating to my gofungi page.
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psychic
Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don’t show up.
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Ana Crusis
Last night I met a young lady when I went out to hear music at a bar. Her name was
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Tirelessly
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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T-Rex
Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.
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Sloth
A sloth could have been chasing you for the past 6 years and you would never know it…
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Life Choices
In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in accidents while at the gym.
In the same 17 years, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make.