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Tirelessly

I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.

A sloth could have been chasing you for the past 6 years and you would never know it…

In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in accidents while at the gym.

In the same 17 years, only one man died while eating a donut.

Life is about the choices you make.

Repeat… this is not a joke