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My friends think I’m a magician when I make candy bars disappear… But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…

pi day is a fake holiday made up by math people to sell more math

A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.

I’m looking to obtain as many mushrooms as possible.

Please consider donating to my gofungi page.

Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don’t show up.

Last night I met a young lady when I went out to hear music at a bar. Her name was
Ana Crusis.

I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Why are T-Rex’s unable to clap their hands?

Because they are extinct.

A sloth could have been chasing you for the past 6 years and you would never know it…