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My friends think I’m a magician when I make candy bars disappear… But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…

pi day is a fake holiday made up by math people to sell more math

A flood is just a river that got too big for its bridges.

I’m looking to obtain as many mushrooms as possible.

Please consider donating to my gofungi page.

Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don’t show up.