My sister was on the phone with me the other day. We were laughing at how we used to be so competitive when we were kids, but I laughed more.
What do you call a physician who graduated online? A Google Doc!
What is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
Breaking news: A barge carrying a large shipment of yo-yos has sunk 28 times so far this morning.
reminder: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.
I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally.
If you think that your job is useless, how do you think the lifeguard and the summer olympics feels?