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Walk a Mile
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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Diet
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.
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Sign
I hate it when they put campaign signs in your yard without asking. I don’t know who Foreclosure is but he’s not getting my vote.
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Tirelessly
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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Trail Mix
I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail mix.
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Tuba
Scuba- self-contained underwater, breathing apparatus
Tuba- terrible underwater, breathing apparatus 
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Color
I always wondered about the difference between “grey” and “gray”. “Grey” is a colour. While “gray” is a color.
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Chameleon
I’m walking through the jungle and happen upon a clearing with this lizard telling jokes. I stopped and listened for a couple minutes and said to the tribesman next to me “Hey, this lizard’s pretty funny.” So the tribesman says “that’s no lizard. That’s a stand up chameleon.”