An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.
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HAPPY
A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.”
Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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multitasking and procrastinating
I’m good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 23 things that I’m putting off until later.
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shenanigan
I’ve shenanied before
…and I’ll shenanigan.
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Glass of Water
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, The Opportunist.
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500
Dogs can bark up to 500 times a day. That’s just a Ruff estimate.
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South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
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Asking For A Friend
When stirring up trouble, do you start in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction?
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Reverse Psychology
He eagerly signed up for the Reverse Psychology course, but was surprised to find that day one was the final exam.
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Opportunist
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, The Opportunist.