I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Not a Big Fan
I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.
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Hamburger
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
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Contacts
Cop pulls me over
Cop: Your license says you should be wearing glasses?
Me: I have contacts.
Cop: I don’t care who you know!
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End
It’s alright if you don’t know what a prefix means. It’s not the the end of the word.
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Oz
IF WATCHING ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’ ON AN absolutely GIGANTIC screen has you freaked out, well…
Sphere no more!!
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Funny
I woke up laughing today.
Must have slept funny.
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Cannonball
I used to work at the circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me.
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Sails
I just started a business building yachts in my attic…
…Sails are going through the roof!
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Survey Crew Ahead
If you see a road sign that says “Survey Crew Ahead” they are not actually interested in your opinion I know that now..