I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
Blog
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A Duck Crosses the road
A duck was about to cross the road when he was stopped by a chicken. The chicken told the duck not to do it. You will never hear the end of it.
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Archaeologist
Husband: The nerve of that doctor. Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist.
Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear. -
Vampires and Mirrors
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…
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Geneticists
Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.
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Secrets
There are two secrets for success:
1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets
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Gym
It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.
I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on
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Elemelons
Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will. -
exercise every day
Some people exercise every day.
I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor. -
Unique
Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.