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Apollo G

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam

They were all trick questions

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Why did the candle quit its job?

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!

October 24, 2025

I’m awkward when people compliment me.
“I like your hair.”
“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.”