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You didn’t hear about the new movie, “Constipation?” That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

My friend was addicted to the hokey-pokey, it was a rough couple of years, but he turned himself around.

Do you know why giraffes’ heads are so far off the ground? Because they have long necks.

What do you call an injured Batman?

Bruised Wayne.

I sued the airline because my luggage went missing. I lost my case.

Why did the broom go to bed? It was really sweepy.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

Went to a trivia night they said what rhymes with orange I said no it doesn’t.

What did one casket say to the other casket when it heard a noise? “Is that you coffin?”