He eagerly signed up for the Reverse Psychology course, but was surprised to find that day one was the final exam.
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Opportunist
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.
Problems
Yesterday I saw a book called “How to solve half of your problems.”So I bought two.
Pear
I gave my neighbor a plum, but he said he’d prefer a pear. So I gave him another plum.
exercise
I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Not a Big Fan
I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.Honestly, not a big fan.
Hamburger
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
Contacts
Cop pulls me over Cop: Your license says you should be wearing glasses? Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don’t care who you know!
End
It’s alright if you don’t know what a prefix means. It’s not the the end of the word.
Oz
IF WATCHING ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’ ON AN absolutely GIGANTIC screen has you freaked out, well… Sphere no more!!