I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Not a Big Fan
I recently visited the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.Honestly, not a big fan.
Hamburger
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
Contacts
Cop pulls me over Cop: Your license says you should be wearing glasses? Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don’t care who you know!
End
It’s alright if you don’t know what a prefix means. It’s not the the end of the word.
Oz
IF WATCHING ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’ ON AN absolutely GIGANTIC screen has you freaked out, well… Sphere no more!!
Funny
I woke up laughing today. Must have slept funny.
Cannonball
I used to work at the circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me.
Sails
I just started a business building yachts in my attic… …Sails are going through the roof!
Survey Crew Ahead
If you see a road sign that says “Survey Crew Ahead” they are not actually interested in your opinion I know that now..