Cannonball

I used to work at the circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me.

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Sails

I just started a business building yachts in my attic… …Sails are going through the roof!

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Survey Crew Ahead

If you see a road sign that says “Survey Crew Ahead” they are not actually interested in your opinion I know that now..

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Einstein

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person.My whole life I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

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Pants

Got up this morning and couldn’t decide which pants to wear…smarty or fancy…

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Not Sad

if you wanna be happy, don’t be sad. Follow me for more motivational quotes

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Brief

And then there was the time Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court. It was a… …brief case.

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Bear

I love the phrase “bear with me” because it either means “be patient” or “the zoo heist was a success” 🐻

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irony

I was afraid I’d lost my sense of humor but it was just an irony deficiency

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Sugar

The doctor said my sugar was too high. When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.

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