Stop

Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

Laughter

In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!

Cat Medicine

Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect

Sign Language

I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.

Adjectives

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Line

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

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Math

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

oil

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.