If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Because communication is key
Category: Jokes
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Cat
My neighbor recently introduced her cats to me, Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue.
l asked her where she got such unusual names and she said “Oh, those are their last names, their first names are Cat.”
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Wonder
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training purposes?
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Indecisive
I used to think I am indecisive, but now I am not sure
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Fantastic father.
My dad was always a “If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own” sort of man.
Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller. -
homing pigeon
You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
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Windows
Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
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Food
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
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polaroid
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
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leopard
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.