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200 Years Ago…

Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright…

The meaning of opaque is unclear to me…

It turns out Bigfoot costumes are surprisingly realistic at 1:00am around the bonfire of a party I wasn’t invited to.

There are two words that’ll open a lot of doors for you in life. Push and pull.

What do you call a fake potato? An imitator

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

Nothing embarrasses, psychics more than throwing them a surprise party

Whoever came up with “a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. That’s how eye roll.

I have a pet Manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It’s a habitat for Hugh Manatee.