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Leaf

Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in October? Because they fall for anything.

I saw a chameleon today… obviously, not a good one.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel everyday.

METEOROLOGISTS HAVE WEIGHED RAINBOWS AND FOUND OUT… THEY’RE PRETTY LIGHT.

Orthodontists go on strike next week. Brace yourself!

Grandpa had a bad stutter so by the time he told us Nana was missing, we were all singing Hey Jude.

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was.

It was a complete guess, but I was right.

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs.’

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma,” and then it hit me.