Corn

Why is KFC corn so smooth?They use Kernel Sanders

Woodpecker

A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest. He found it impeccable.

What does Bob Have Now?

Bob has 39 candy bars. He eats 29 candy bars. What does Bob have now? … Diabetes

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Talk To Yourself

I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t paying attention, and then I have to start all over.

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Ability To Speak

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

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Procrastinators

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet. 

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Meeting

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting. 

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SYNONYM

IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

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S or C

Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,”  the S or the C?

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