Why is KFC corn so smooth?They use Kernel Sanders
Category: Jokes
Woodpecker
A woodpecker visited the Petrified Forest. He found it impeccable.
What does Bob Have Now?
Bob has 39 candy bars. He eats 29 candy bars. What does Bob have now? … Diabetes
Talk To Yourself
I hate it when I’m talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn’t paying attention, and then I have to start all over.
Ability To Speak
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Procrastinators
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Meeting
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
SYNONYM
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
S or C
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?