It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on
Category: Dad Jokes
Elemelons
Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.
exercise every day
Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
Unique
Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.
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Bolt
Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
kaleidoscope
what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.
Etch-A-Sketch
I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch… I shake my head and forget everything.
Fortune Cookie
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.
HAPPY
A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.” Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.