If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Category: Dad Jokes
Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!
Cat Medicine
Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.
Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
Tea Shirt
I got kicked out of the coffee clubI wore a tea shirt.
cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.
Toothbrush
Why did the toothbrush cross the road? … to get a change of paste.
Very Sage Words
NEVER EVER TRADE SPICE for rocks. In other words, do not take thyme for granite.