Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.
Category: Dad Jokes
Secrets
There are two secrets for success: 1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets
Gym
It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on
Elemelons
Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.
exercise every day
Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
Unique
Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.
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Bolt
Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
kaleidoscope
what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.
Etch-A-Sketch
I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch… I shake my head and forget everything.