Geneticists

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

Secrets

There are two secrets for success: 1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

Gym

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Elemelons

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.

exercise every day

Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Bolt

Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

kaleidoscope

what happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? The kaleidoscope.

Etch-A-Sketch

I’ve come to the conclusion that my memory is like an Etch-A-Sketch…  I shake my head and forget everything.