Category: Dad Jokes

It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.

I just found out I’m colorblind.

It came completely out of the green.

RULE NUMBER 1 OF CLEANING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC: 

THE TOILET BRUSH IS NEVER THE MICROPHONE…

NEVER!

Why did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.

Because communication is key

My neighbor recently introduced her cats to me, Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue. 

l asked her where she got such unusual names and she said “Oh, those are their last names, their first names are Cat.”

Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.

What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.

What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.

What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.