Category: Dad Jokes

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to 
eggs aisle.

If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,

Read this again.

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…

Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.

There are two secrets for success:

1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress.

I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on

Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.
The Elemelons, if you will.