Dad Jokes – Page 2

Chameleon

I saw a chameleon today… obviously, not a good one.

Orthodontists go on strike next week. Brace yourself!

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was.

It was a complete guess, but I was right.

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

You should be able to hear a pin drop.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs.’

I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma,” and then it hit me.

I was asked
“Can you name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?” I said “Yes ….. Golf.”

DO PEOPLE IN ELECTRIC CARS LISTEN TO…AC/DC…OR SOMETHING CURRENT

Over 200 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. Turns out they were Wright…

There are two words that’ll open a lot of doors for you in life. Push and pull.