Category: Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake potato? An imitator

Whoever came up with “a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. That’s how eye roll.

I have a pet Manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It’s a habitat for Hugh Manatee.

If I had a nickel for every time I used algebra in real life, I’d have x nickels.

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars. It’s the bear minimum.

I can’t believe thy someone broke into my house and stole my fruit. I am peachless

Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face? Well, because it is the SCENTER!