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Dinosaurs

You could be allergic to dinosaurs and don’t even know it

You can remove any letter from the word “seat” and still have a real word.

I don’t know if the lady in front of me at Starbucks is ordering coffee or Casting a Spell.

No one tells you that with age comes sounds effects when you get out of a chair!

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training purposes?

Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.

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An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.

I’m good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 23 things that I’m putting off until later.