One Liners – Page 2

Asking For A Friend

When stirring up trouble, do you start in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction?

He eagerly signed up for the Reverse Psychology course, but was surprised to find that day one was the final exam.

Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

I was fired from Pringles. They said that l had a chip on my shoulders.

I can’t believe I keep dropping things. It’s gotten out of hand.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

If you’re asking me for advice, I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.

An ostrich will often walk around and then forget where they’re going. Never before have I related to an animal so much.

A tour bus going to Elvis’s Graceland mansion has crashed. No one injuries, but the passengers were all shook up.

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?