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Nothing embarrasses, psychics more than throwing them a surprise party
You could be allergic to dinosaurs and don’t even know it
You can remove any letter from the word “seat” and still have a real word.
I don’t know if the lady in front of me at Starbucks is ordering coffee or Casting a Spell.
No one tells you that with age comes sounds effects when you get out of a chair!
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training purposes?
Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.
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An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate.
