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Category: One Liners

  • Fire

    Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

    ~ Fire Marshall Bill

  • Highlighter

    One day I’m going to start collecting highlighters.

    Mark my words!

  • Nickel

    If I had a nickel for every math exam I failed, I’d have 43 cents.

  • Fridge

    Why is there No “D” in Refrigerator, Yet There is One in “Fridge”

  • Spiders

    Imagine if spiders screamed when you found them!

  • 1st Date

    If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming

    It’s a huge Icebreaker

  • Noisy

    Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

  • micro

    Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.

    It’s a microcheep.

  • Stop

    Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

  • Math

    Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
    Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too