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Why is there No “D” in Refrigerator, Yet There is One in “Fridge”
Imagine if spiders screamed when you found them!
If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global WarmingIt’s a huge Icebreaker
Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.
It’s a microcheep.
Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.