The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Category: One Liners
No Other Options
If you’re asking me for advice, I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.
Ostrich
An ostrich will often walk around and then forget where they’re going. Never before have I related to an animal so much.
Tour Bus
A tour bus going to Elvis’s Graceland mansion has crashed. No one injuries, but the passengers were all shook up.
Rain
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
Fire
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Fire Marshall Bill
Highlighter
One day I’m going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!
Nickel
If I had a nickel for every math exam I failed, I’d have 43 cents.
Fridge
Why is there No “D” in Refrigerator, Yet There is One in “Fridge”
Spiders
Imagine if spiders screamed when you found them!