Category: One Liners

  • 1st Date

    If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming

    It’s a huge Icebreaker

  • Noisy

    Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

  • micro

    Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.

    It’s a microcheep.

  • Stop

    Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

  • Math

    Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
    Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

  • Right Foot

    If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

  • oil

    Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
    It was from Ancient Greece.

  • Guess What?

    You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.

  • cheesy

    I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

  • A Person Fell

    Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.