One Liners – Page 3

cheesy

I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.

I decided to eat lunch outside, but it started raining. It took me two hours to finish my soup.

My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee. It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years.

Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same.And that’s why life is hard.

If I refuse to do a cardio workout, is that considered resistance training?

IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?