One Liners – Page 3

1st Date

If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming It’s a huge Icebreaker

Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick. It’s a microcheep.

Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.

You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.

I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.