If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming
It’s a huge Icebreaker
Category: One Liners
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1st Date
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Noisy
Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
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micro
Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.
It’s a microcheep.
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Stop
Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.
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Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
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Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
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oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
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Guess What?
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
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cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.
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A Person Fell
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.