One Liners – Page 5

Stop

Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
It was from Ancient Greece.

You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.

I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer.

I decided to eat lunch outside, but it started raining. It took me two hours to finish my soup.

My doctor told me I need to switch to decaf coffee.

It’s gonna be a tough switch for me, I’ve been going to that doctor for years.

Did you know that the song “Jenny, Jenny” is so popular that it has been played 8,675,309 times.