Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups don’t pull this nonsense.
Category: Jokes
1st Date
If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming It’s a huge Icebreaker
Donation
A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool… I gave him a glass of water.
Right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
younger pirates
Some of the younger pirates have difficulty relating to the older ones. It’s likely due to the gen arrrrr ation gap.
Noisy
Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
micro
Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick. It’s a microcheep.
Stop
Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.
Survival Tip 101:
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!