Category: Jokes

I always wondered about the difference between “grey” and “gray”. “Grey” is a colour. While “gray” is a color.

I’m walking through the jungle and happen upon a clearing with this lizard telling jokes. I stopped and listened for a couple minutes and said to the tribesman next to me “Hey, this lizard’s pretty funny.” So the tribesman says “that’s no lizard. That’s a stand up chameleon.”

Last words of a highly poisonous snake: “Drat, I bit myself on the tongue!”

I started a poetry club for prisoners. We called it “Prose and cons”