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Kidney

Why do people love you if you donate a kidney, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?

Last words of a highly poisonous snake: “Drat, I bit myself on the tongue!”

I started a poetry club for prisoners. We called it “Prose and cons”

No one tells you that with age comes sounds effects when you get out of a chair!

Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

What is it called when a cow spies on you? A Stakeout

It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.