Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
Category: Jokes
Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.
Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Line
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too
Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.
Guess What?
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
Tea Shirt
I got kicked out of the coffee clubI wore a tea shirt.
cheesy
I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.