Jokes – Page 14 – Tozier.net

Secret

Your secret’s safe with me because I probably wasn’t listening, and if I was, I’ve already forgotten it.

What did Dr. Seuss’s mother do for a living? She was a therapist, or a Ma Seuss if you will.

I told my wife that she needs to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

NASH is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. It is called Apollo G

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam

They were all trick questions

If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.

Why did the candle quit its job?

I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
eggs aisle.