If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,
Read this again.
Category: Jokes
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A Compliment
I’m awkward when people compliment me.
“I like your hair.”
“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.” -
Coin a Phrase
Whoever came up wit ha penny for your thoughts, don’t nickel and dime me, and another day another dollar sure knew how to coin a phrase.
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A Duck Crosses the road
A duck was about to cross the road when he was stopped by a chicken. The chicken told the duck not to do it. You will never hear the end of it.
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Archaeologist
Husband: The nerve of that doctor. Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist.
Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear. -
Vampires and Mirrors
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…
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Geneticists
Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.