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Category: Jokes

  • Line

    I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

  • Math

    Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty two
    Fifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too

  • Right Foot

    If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.

  • oil

    Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.
    It was from Ancient Greece.

  • Guess What?

    You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.

  • Tea Shirt

    I got kicked out of the coffee club
    I wore a tea shirt.

  • cheesy

    I try to tell cheesy jokes, but everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

  • Obi Wan

    Doctor: Hi, I’m Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.
    Me: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
    My wife: Leave his name off the birth certificate.

  • A Person Fell

    Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub over the weekend was not a bouncer. 

  • Toothbrush

    Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

    … to get a change of paste.