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Why do they sell unsharpened pencils?
Completely pointless.
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Porch pirates stepped up their game.
To measure the quality of ones puns, you need to use a Sighsmograph.
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced.