If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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Laughter
In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first. All the other letters come aughter!
Cat Medicine
Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect
Sign Language
I’m currently learning sign language So I can tell jokesnobody has ever heard.
Adjectives
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Line
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.
Math
Sixteen plus sixteen equals to thirty twoFifteen plus fifteen equals to thirty too
Right Foot
If you wear a left shoe on the wrong foot, you are wearing it on the right foot.
oil
Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old oil stain.It was from Ancient Greece.
Guess What?
You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.