Ability To Speak

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

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Procrastinators

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet. 

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Meeting

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting. 

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SYNONYM

IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

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S or C

Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,”  the S or the C?

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Pointless

Why do they sell unsharpened pencils? Completely pointless.

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Swims

The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.

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