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What does a ghost say on January 1st? 

Happy Boo Year!

Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?

To ring in the new year.

What does every new year have in store for us?

Another 365 days!

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!

What’s a spider’s New Year’s resolution?

To spend less time on the web.

Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.

What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.

Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.

Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat.

What do you call an old snowman? Water.