I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam They were all trick questions
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Butter
If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place
Cut It
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Dream Job
I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.
Burnt Out
Why did the candle quit its job?
Chicken Jokes
I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to eggs aisle.
Proofreader
If you think that the the work of aproofreader is easy, Read this again.
01 10 11
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!
A Compliment
I’m awkward when people compliment me.“I like your hair.”“Uh, thanks. I grew it myself.”
Coin a Phrase
Whoever came up wit ha penny for your thoughts, don’t nickel and dime me, and another day another dollar sure knew how to coin a phrase.