The doctor said my sugar was too high. When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it’s much more accessible now.
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Can’t Even
I asked my son why teenage girls always walk in groups of 3, 5, or 7. He said that is such an odd joke. I replied, No. It is because they literally can’t even.
Elevator
My first experience using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Iron
I apologize for my clothes being wrinkly. I am suffering from an iron deficiency.
Thanks for nothing, English
Incapable = not capable.Inflammable = flammable.Invaluable = very valuable.Thanks for nothing English.
Fired
I just got fired from my new job for asking customers if they preferred smoking or non-smoking… Apparently, the correct question at the funeral home is: cremation or burial.
Both
I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Never estimate me.
Chip
I was fired from Pringles. They said that l had a chip on my shoulders.
Dropping
I can’t believe I keep dropping things. It’s gotten out of hand.
Coin
Whoever came up with“a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar”sure knew how to coin a phrase.