Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me… who forget to separate the reds from the whites in the laundry.
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resistance training
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
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A Steakout
What is it called when a cow spies on you? A Stakeout
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molecular biology class
It’s very hard to cheat in my molecular biology class. The professor keeps a close ion us.
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Green
I just found out I’m colorblind.
It came completely out of the green.
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TOILET BRUSH
RULE NUMBER 1 OF CLEANING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC:
THE TOILET BRUSH IS NEVER THE MICROPHONE…
NEVER!
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Framed
Why did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
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Communication
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Because communication is key
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Cat
My neighbor recently introduced her cats to me, Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue.
l asked her where she got such unusual names and she said “Oh, those are their last names, their first names are Cat.”
