Blog

  • 1st Date

    If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming

    It’s a huge Icebreaker

  • Donation

    A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool…

    I gave him a glass of water.

  • Right

    My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

    So I packed up my stuff and right.

  • younger pirates

    Some of the younger pirates have difficulty relating to the older ones.

    It’s likely due to the gen arrrrr ation gap.

  • Noisy

    Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

  • micro

    Scientists are working on a small implanted device that randomly emits the sound of a baby chick.

    It’s a microcheep.

  • Stop

    Sometimes I STOP when it’s not even Hammer time.

  • Survival Tip 101:

    If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

  • Laughter

    In Laughter, the letter “L” comes first.

    All the other letters come aughter!

  • Cat Medicine

    Got medication to keep my cat from threatening strangers. It’s an anti-hiss-tamine. It is Purrr-fect