I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.
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A Duck Crosses the road
A duck was about to cross the road when he was stopped by a chicken. The chicken told the duck not to do it. You will never hear the end of it.
Archaeologist
Husband: The nerve of that doctor. Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist.Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear.
Vampires and Mirrors
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who back up using only their mirrors…
Geneticists
Geneticists are currently trying to cross a cheetah with a crab. I feel like this could go sideways really fast.
Secrets
There are two secrets for success: 1) Don’t reveal all of your secrets
Gym
It’s been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m gonna go in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on
Elemelons
Watermelons suggests the existence of Earthmelons, Firemelons, and Airmelons.The Elemelons, if you will.
exercise every day
Some people exercise every day.I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
Unique
Always remember that you ate unique… just like everyone else.