If we removed all of the margarine in the world, the world would be a butter place
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Cut It
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
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Dream Job
I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job.
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Burnt Out
Why did the candle quit its job?
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Chicken Jokes
I kept telling terrible chicken jokes in the grocery store, so I was sent to
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Proofreader
If you think that the
the work of a
proofreader is easy,Read this again.
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01 10 11
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11!
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A Compliment
I’m awkward when people compliment me.
“I like your hair.”
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Coin a Phrase
Whoever came up wit ha penny for your thoughts, don’t nickel and dime me, and another day another dollar sure knew how to coin a phrase.
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ICY
I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.