I can’t believe I keep dropping things. It’s gotten out of hand.
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Coin
Whoever came up with“a penny for your thoughts”, “don’t nickel and dime me”, and “another day another dollar”sure knew how to coin a phrase.
Charades
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Teeth
I never understood why a set of false teeth is called “dentures”. They really missed an opportunity to call it “substitooths”
Steak
I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on how I cooked his steak. Getting a “Well done” from a Medium is rare.
No Other Options
If you’re asking me for advice, I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.
Ostrich
An ostrich will often walk around and then forget where they’re going. Never before have I related to an animal so much.
Sloth
A sloth could have been chasing you for the past 6 years and you would never know it…
Tour Bus
A tour bus going to Elvis’s Graceland mansion has crashed. No one injuries, but the passengers were all shook up.
Rain
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.How am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?