I invented the glove.
OK, I’m lying.
But I did have a hand in it.
Blog
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The Glove
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Poetry Club
I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons
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Raised Differently
In Britain, it’s called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.
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His Bike
My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away. Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.
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Thyme
I had a friend who was always late until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden.
Now he wakes up on thyme.
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oar
THERE WAS A BIG SALE ON PADDLES AT THE BOAT STORE IT WAS QUITE AN OAR DEAL.
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Fanta Of The Opera
Orange soda was served during intermission at the Fanta of the Opera performance
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Fridge
The fridge is a perfect example of what matters is on the inside.
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Elastic Waistbands
Let’s take a moment to recognize the true heros of the season. Elastic Waistbands
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Fowl Weather
What do you call it when it rains on Bird-Day?